Be the Leaf

I'm a 19 year old female from Florida who's into different kinds of shit including but not limited to Once Upon a Time, Homestuck, Sherlock, Doctor Who um, books when I have time, music, stories. I don't even know anymore. That's why I have a sorry-ass blog.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

purplebloodedmajesty:

pupcat:

A person’s speaking voice adds or subtracts to their hotness

#if you talk like a dumbass I will never date you

Tell us how you really feel, Dominique? ;D

I was thinking about it when my family was talking about how I need to open up to potential suitors

electric-wish:

i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “i’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever i go to a coffee shop i find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhone’s and middle aged women wearing yoga pants 

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thedoctordraws: knownasthesazzyone: eightfoldwordplay: robotlyra: militaryfit-bombshell: Super Silky Summer Legs Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon. Ingredients 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar) 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil) 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon) 1-2 Razors Mix everything together in a bowl. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes. Shave your legs. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness! Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha. I have silky arm pits too!! Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs. I just tried this out and my feet feel like BUTTER now. It’s INCREDIBLE. I just did this! Sea salt also works! OH GOD YES, i tried this with brown sugar, now my legs are soooo nice (we have a lack of white sugar in my house……) I need to go get lemon juice next time I go out. :0

thedoctordraws:

knownasthesazzyone:

eightfoldwordplay:

robotlyra:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
  • 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
  • 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
  • 1-2 Razors
  1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
  2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
  3. Shave your legs.
  4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
  5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
  6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
  7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
  8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

I just tried this out and my feet feel like BUTTER now. It’s INCREDIBLE.

I just did this! Sea salt also works!

OH GOD YES, i tried this with brown sugar, now my legs are soooo nice (we have a lack of white sugar in my house……)

I need to go get lemon juice next time I go out. :0

24/100 films with beautiful cinematography (in no particular order)

v for vendetta (2005)

directed by james mcteigue

lordofthebooties:

lordofthebooties:

omfg the cotton balls with the mustaches have got to be the funniest things

ok not as funny

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banasmagiccastle: broadway-aradia: snaggle-teeth: Why not? I’m mad bored anyway…. omg inky did it i hAVE TO DO IT TOO work is boring what if i did a few of these instead please I don’t wanna do homework

banasmagiccastle:

broadway-aradia:

snaggle-teeth:

Why not? I’m mad bored anyway….

omg inky did it i hAVE TO DO IT TOO

work is boring what if i did a few of these instead

please I don’t wanna do homework

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seerofsarcasm:

cancerously:

korrasbooty:

homestuckfandumb:

is th…is… serious…

shit floRIDA WHAT’RE YOU DOING?

not… orlando no…

oh well, they do what they want i guess

Whoops you found my other blog

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tastefullyoffensive:

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vanillavalerian: Again, not mine. But omg this is so good aaaaaaaaaah

vanillavalerian:

Again, not mine. But omg this is so good aaaaaaaaaah

put a symbol in my ask:

thecannibalvenus:

  • ♂= i am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀= i am a girl who has a crush on you
  • ✂= just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = post a picture of yourself
  • ✌= you’re awesome
  • ♡= i love your blog
  • ❁= you’re beautiful
  • ✓= i hate you
  • ☹= you’re ugly
  • ☀= i want to fuck you
  • ♬= i wish we were close
  • ♧= i wish we were friends in real life
  • ☆= i relate to a lot of the same things you go through (mention which one!)
  • ☮= you inspire me
Played 30 times

bijouisawesome:

Seal my fate tonight
I hate to have to cut the fun short
But the joke’s wearing thin
Let the audience in
Let my opera begin!