Be the Leaf

PSA: If you know someone experimenting with hallucinogens for the first time and you’re there...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 19:04:38 -0400

PSA: If you know someone experimenting with hallucinogens for the first time and you’re there either participating or just a sober watch DO NOT LEAVE THEM ALONE. Especially if they are on a bad trip. If you leave that person you are an insensitive prick and a terrible human being.

How do you tell someone that they should start losing weight for health purposes without sounding...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:24:29 -0400

How do you tell someone that they should start losing weight for health purposes without sounding like you don’t appreciate their positive body image?

hi-nu-roly: chuckling-charlie: saveroomminibar: The Inspired...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:22:12 -0400

hi-nu-roly:

chuckling-charlie:

saveroomminibar:

The Inspired Creature Design of the cancelled “Project Copernicus”

Concept Art by Nicholas Kole..

WOW I REALLY WISH IT WASN’T CANCELLED.

REST IN PEACE KINGDOMS OF AMALUR: COPERNICUS

puncheschildren666: saintbuddha: blows you a kiss slaps it out of the air NOT IN MY HOUSE HA...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 23:20:40 -0400

puncheschildren666:

saintbuddha:

*blows you a kiss*

*slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA

Wow

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 22:59:32 -0500

Wow

kingcheddarxvii: floating-head: your-blog-must-be-good-because-...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 23:11:30 -0500

kingcheddarxvii:

floating-head:

your-blog-must-be-good-because-i:

Incestual Realization Of Han Solo

literally crying with laughter.

This was at least twice as funny as I thought it was going to be.

FRI cK

me: seductively runs hand through hair

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 23:08:09 -0500

me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*

James Franco just received his star on the Hollywood Walk of...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 23:05:46 -0500

James Franco just received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

cutting-is-the-only-way: danceintherain614: worthless-sadness: ...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:30:06 -0500

cutting-is-the-only-way:

danceintherain614:

worthless-sadness:

messed-up-teenage-girl:

i’m crying my poor baby has to fake a smile once again fuck this breaks my heart

I’ve been waiting for this to be in b&w all my life. Demi my angel..

This literally made me start crying… Cuz that’s me, every single day, every hour, ever minute, every second.. Sometimes I wonder why can’t I just be happy, for REAL for once in my life, just for once..

that last little laugh kills me…

godsdammitk: buckybird: amporasses: oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:23:07 -0500

godsdammitk:

buckybird:

amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

GET OUT

bouquet-of-balls: Audrey Hepburn and her oscar for Roman...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:16:57 -0500

bouquet-of-balls:

Audrey Hepburn and her oscar for Roman Holiday, 1954
Anne Hathaway and her oscar for Les Misérables, 2013.

vendetta-anette-love: tuesdaydinosaur: definitely—me: omg...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:15:37 -0500

vendetta-anette-love:

tuesdaydinosaur:

definitely—me:

omg this is wooow. Incredible.

i felt like i was going back in time starting from the bottom up

exceldamage: made a dumb little comic, hurray!

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:12:34 -0500

exceldamage:

made a dumb little comic, hurray!

I think it’s funny that I’m the most sexually/romantically conservative person...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 01:49:57 -0500

I think it’s funny that I’m the most sexually/romantically conservative person I’ve ever met yet I’m always type-cast as this super experienced slut mistress of sexy awesome.

This is the thought dump part:

Like, I date love rather than messing around and I’ve never kissed a guy. Never held hands with a guy. Hand my crushes and my Hollywood “boyfriends” but nothing actual. I’ve been (inlove) with one woman and obvi fucked around with her, but since then I haven’t been getting shit. I don’t need to. I don’t look for sexual partners and I don’t masturbate. I don’t want to. I just float around afraid to be vulnerable and intimate around men and not really wanting to be with a woman.

My family sometimes sounds worried for me. My dad says that I friendzone every guy who has the hots for me and that it’s okay if I’m a lesbian blah blah blah. But here’s the thing. All the guys who are into me are guys I feel are below my standards. I have walked by super smokin’ babes, but they’re not the guys who show that they’re into me. I doubt they’re even into me. I attract weirdos. So yes, I friendzone every guy who’s been into me so far. I think guys are attractive. I love to be with a guy. I also find women attractive but being in a relationship with another girl is not appealing to me right now.

Being in any relationship is unappealing to me right now.

All that incomprehensible gibberish being said, I think it’s hilarious that I give off a very sexual vibe. I’ve been cast as “drunk prostitute”, “sexy dominatrix nurse”, and “stripper undercover cop” in different things. I have a weird desire to learn how to pole dance and become a gogo dancer at the clubs my uncles work at. I like to read erotic fiction and enjoy movies with elements of super soft core porn, but I don’t do anything with them if you catch my drift. Some of my friends damn well believe I should be an underwear model and I probably would not mind doing that at all. I also like to wear clothes that accentuate my assets and maybe reveal a bit of skin.

But then we add the fact that I don’t think I’m that hot and it becomes a little more confusing to me. I think I have a pretty attractive face. I’m probably a pretty solid 7 on the “How hot from 1-10” scale. But all the time people comment on something “sexy” that I’m doing. Like, I’ll move my hair out of my face and the person I’m with is like “damn that little hair flip was high-class porn star quality” and things just get really awkward for me from that point on. I just kinda go on like “dude why? I look like a mixture of 80s Boy George and young Helen Hunt are you friggin’ serious?”

My whole sexuality situation - including my orientation and sexual energy - is just way fucking hilarious to me.

itucktuck: catbountry: irrevokable: cat meows underwater. i...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:52:34 -0500

itucktuck:

catbountry:

irrevokable:

cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.

This cat is named McLovin.

This is so adorable it hurts

Photo

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:49:26 -0500

gingerblivet: straddling-the-atmosphere: onceuponabopper: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: witty...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:43:26 -0500

gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

harshwhimsical: temporaldecay: fuckyeahcomicsbaby: Simply one...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:40:44 -0500

harshwhimsical:

temporaldecay:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

Simply one of the most amazing comics I’ve ever seen.

It’s really that simple. In that it’s not simple at all.

This is a really awesome comic. Every day I force myself to remember that every single person has a life and has had experiences that I know nothing about. People are always so much more than just what you see up front. It’s a little overwhelming to think about, but that’s why you have to make sure to not take strangers for granted. Reach out if you see someone in need. Make small talk with your waitresses or cashiers. Everyone is a person with a lifetime full of wisdom.

rumpus-weasley: bemusedlybespectacled: ALWAYS REBLOG KAT...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:37:59 -0500

rumpus-weasley:

bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAM

bossies: http://www.mangapark.com/manga/koe-no-katachi A comic...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 23:08:37 -0500

bossies:

http://www.mangapark.com/manga/koe-no-katachi

A comic about bullying that made me cry in the office this morning…

if you’ve not already read it, you should.

ETA:
read it twice to catch the little things.