Seeing as how I’ve done both the top ten for best and worst superhero costume redesigns, I feel obligated to put my money where my artistic mouth is and take a stab at fixing or updating some of these costumes. I’ve picked five here based on:
EVERYONE READ THIS AND LOOK AT THESE REDESIGNS! I WISH THIS WAS REAL!!
Okay so I decided this morning that I was going to pretend to have more confidence than I actually have. How? By sitting up straighter. I dressed myself up a tiny eensy weensy bit in a black and white polka dotted above the knee dress, black tights, black calf-high boots without heels. Didn’t do anything special with my hair. Whatever.
Anyway, I’m sitting there waiting for the bus when some guys in one of those miniature semi truck thingies honk and wave at me.
Then I get ON the bus. This guy in the very back calls to me as soon as I get on and tells me to sit back there with him. He does it again when I sit down in my seat at the front of the bus becauseI’malazyassandwantedtobeasfarfromhimaspossible »
And once I get to school I think the guy next to me attempted to flirt with me (or maybe he’s just a tool idk how men flirt)because the first thing he said was that he raced a cop this morning and later said “the beach is not a good excuse to be absent”. LOL nope. He also made fun of me for being a math idiot/boasted about being awesome at math. To that guy:
Later, I’m walking the approx 1.5+ mile walk from the Universal Human Resources Center to the bus stop where my bike was. I got another honk from a guy in a beat up car on the opposite side of the street. I don’t know how he found me attractive. It was probably 12438754 degrees outside and I was dying.
"Oh well," I thought "Those guys are just stupid"
Then I heard a blip of a siren (I jumped) and looked to see a firetruck full of firemen
THEY’RE ALL WAVING AT ME.
What’s worse is that I told my brother about this and he said “So you got a truck full of fire men going ‘she’s so hot we need to put out that fire’. Good job”.
I’m gonna punch him later.
Biking home, I realized that if I’m slightly attractive, I can’t tell guys I have a girlfriend in hopes of them backing the fuck up.
It only makes me more interesting/sexier -dead-
And I’m also debating if I should wear this outfit for everything important or never again…. Or maybe it was attempting to have a better posture…… I don’t know….
Anyway, I’m clinging to the hope that the firetruck contained my girlfriend’s dad he decided he wanted to scare the shit out of me by blipping the siren.