PSA: If you know someone experimenting with hallucinogens for the first time and you’re there either participating or just a sober watch DO NOT LEAVE THEM ALONE. Especially if they are on a bad trip. If you leave that person you are an insensitive prick and a terrible human being.
How do you tell someone that they should start losing weight for health purposes without sounding like you don’t appreciate their positive body image?
- me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
- me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
zelda fans who get upset at fans who think link’s name is zelda
i’m pretty sure you’re not the first fandom to feel that way
so much music to listen to
so many books to read
so many films to watch
and my years on this planet are numbered and it makes me so sad that so many songs will go unheard, so many books will go unread and so many films will go unseen and after i am gone, there will be even more i will never get the chance to experience.