PSA: If you know someone experimenting with hallucinogens for the first time and you’re there either participating or just a sober watch DO NOT LEAVE THEM ALONE. Especially if they are on a bad trip. If you leave that person you are an insensitive prick and a terrible human being.
April 2013
March 2013
How do you tell someone that they should start losing weight for health purposes without sounding like you don’t appreciate their positive body image?
*blows you a kiss*
*slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA
- me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
- me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*
oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
GET OUT
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?
Porn.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
zelda fans who get upset at fans who think link’s name is zelda
i’m pretty sure you’re not the first fandom to feel that way
frankenstein
i really wanted to kill this ant but then i realised he was trying really hard to carry this one crumb and he was doing a really good job so i was like “you go buddy, you go” and let him live
i think that might be how god feels about me
“you’re only 18, you’ll regret that tattoo when you’re older” my mom says as she hands me college applications so i can decide on the career i’ll have for the rest of my life
woah
so much music to listen to
so many books to read
so many films to watch
and my years on this planet are numbered and it makes me so sad that so many songs will go unheard, so many books will go unread and so many films will go unseen and after i am gone, there will be even more i will never get the chance to experience.
HAVE YOU EVER HAd THE PERFECT IDEA AND THE PERFECT SCENE INSIDE YOUR HEAD FOR A FANFIC, I MEAN YOU CAN LITERALLY SMELL THE DETAILS OF EVERY MOMENT BUT WHEN YOU TRY TO WRITE IT DOWN, YOU’RE JUST LIKE.
